12:16 PM     

TEXT MESSAGES:

TEXTS:

 

9:31- Matt: THE F’ING FBI CAME TO MY JOB!!

9:31- Matt: THEY ASKED ME WHAT I KNOW ABOUT YOU AND HOW LONG I’VE KNOWN  YOU, WHAT ORGANIZATIONS YOU BELONG AND WHY DO I KNOW YOU?!!! 

9:32- Matt: I CAN’T BELIEVE THE FBI CAME TO MY JOB!! MY BOSS TOLD ME TO COME TO SEE HIM WHEN I GET OFF AT 5!!!

 

I’m not sure what the hell is wrong with Matt. He’s never this upset about anything, except when sports are on or someone gets things that they don’t deserve.

I’ve got so many damn text messages and missed calls. I’ll check my phone messages first. One from my mom and one from my dad.

 

PHONE MESSAGES:

 

9:25 – Mom: “Sweetie, the police have been here.  I think I’m going to have a stroke. And I’m pretty sure you’re dad will have a heart attack, before the end of the day. Call me when you get this message. Love you.”

9:27- Dad: “Son, the police have been here, asking about you. Call me when you get this message. If I don’t answer then call your mom. It means I’ve had a heart attack. If your mom doesn’t answer it’s because she’s had a stroke.”

 

Sweet Jesus these two are dramatic. If my mother had a stroke for every time she said she was going to have a stroke she would have been stroked out by now. My dad has never had a heart condition. He’s as healthy as he is mean. I’ll call them after I’ve spoken to Matt.

Let me check all the rest of these texts.

TEXTS:

8:52- Susie: Hurry and call me as soon as you get this message!!!

8:52- Susie: Hurry up and call!!

9:00- Susie: Why is it taking you so long? You need to come home!!

9:15- Susie: I told you to watch the things you write on social media. But, you NEVER LISTEN TO ME!!!

9:16- Susie: YOU NEVER LISTEN TO ANYONE BUT YOURSELF!!!

9:30- Susie: Your parents called! Your mother says she’s sure she’ll have a stroke and your dad will have a heart attack, before the end of the day!!

11:00- Susie: The kid’s schools have both called. Becky sent me a text and said the principal came to her class and called her into the office. They checked her phone and told her to come back to the office after school. David sent me a text and said none of the other kids are speaking to him and wouldn’t play with him at morning recess!

 

Seriously, who cares if some damn kids won’t play with him at recess. They’re mostly from bad homes anyway. They got bussed in to go to a nice school in a good neighborhood. I kept telling him he would catch something, playing with them.

 

11:15 – Becky: I HATE YOU!!!!!!!

 

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