The next morning I heard some commotion outside. I walked out to find the police, office workers and apartment people. Carmel was amongst them.     She ran over to me and said, “Did you hear anything last night?”     I said, “No. What happened?” With my most fake quizzical look.   […]

     I filled out my profile, added some pictures and joined. I then scrolled down the profiles and women in the age range and city that I’m looking for. Not here of course. I would rather drink bleach. Within the first five minutes, my inbox started to fill. I found a few ladies. One, in […]